Ava Martinez is 8 years old, and talks in a squeaky high-pitched voice as she does a perfect imitation of AOC – but with brains. She made a video previously, replete with “likes” and “you know”. Her first video went mega-viral, and I have no doubt this one will too. In her first video she said, “And, like, I want to talk about, like, climate change, because, like, there’s no doubt that cow farts are making the climate change.” In her new video, Martinez talks about the three branches of government, “Hi, AOC here again, and, like, I’m going to talk about, like, the three branches of the government, which are the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria.”
Then she pretends that her parents have left the room and she says into the camera, “Please help me. My parents are making me do these videos. They’re crazy right-wingers. They watch Fox News and listen to Rush Limbaugh and some Russian guy named Drumpf. I don’t even know who this ABC lady is. I just want to have a normal childhood like Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan.
“But they think doing these AOC … videos will help me get into Harvard so I won’t have to brag my way in and pretend I’m 1/16th Cherokee. Please, send someone. Send ICE, or the FBI — but not James Comey.”
Then she says, “Uh oh, here they come,” as her parents return offscreen.
“… And THAT’S why rich people don’t deserve to keep any of their money no matter how hard they work. I’m Alexandria Oh-Say-Can-You-See and I approved this message.”
I am really impressed. It must be hard for the eight-year-old to dumb herself down to AOC’s level.
Thanks to everyone who had kind things to say about little AOC (Ava in Orange County). This next video is to the people who looked for any way to be negative, about a sweet, little girl being praised for entertaining & performing, for no other reason than who the subject was. pic.twitter.com/3p11Pmoi94
— SickenTirade (@SICKENLAW) May 1, 2019
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